Lightweight and straightforward, this tee speaks with a dry, clinical wink. The clean white cotton canvas puts bold, minimalist text front-and-center — a small, confident statement on the chest and a quiet label across the upper back. Wear it when you want your humor to be low-key but unmistakable: tucked into jeans for errands, layered under a jacket for late-night meetups, or packed for a road trip where inside jokes matter more than logos. Breathable, soft, and responsibly grown cotton keeps it easy to move in and easy to wear all day. The result is a subtle, smart piece that feels lived-in from the first wear and gets more comfortable the longer you keep it in rotation.
Product features - 100% preshrunk cotton jersey for solid colors (varies by color blends) - Light fabric (5.0 oz/yd²) with a classic fit - 1x1 ribbed collar for stretch and recovery - Twill shoulder tape and double-needle hems for durability - Tear-away label; made with sustainably-sourced USA-grown cotton
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
